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What to do in a Nuclear Attack?

By admin at 19 March, 2010, 11:31 am

What to do in a Nuclear Attack? 1. Sit on ground, on ur toes. 2. Bend ur head down, and lift your butt as high as possible. 3. Keep ur head between ur knees.

Bush & Israeli Mossad (Funny Joke)

By admin at 18 March, 2010, 6:30 am

Bush & Israeli Mossad After numerous rounds of ‘We don’t even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive’, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded [...]

I Love You kya hota hai

By admin at 13 March, 2010, 4:23 pm

SANTA: “I Love You” Means Kya Hota Hai? . GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun . SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi “Pagli”

Fatman sitting in a train cabin

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:47 pm

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

We can attack in any direction now!

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:47 pm

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded! Major:Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!

Man standing on the scale

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:46 pm

Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife:I do not think that is going to help. Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:45 pm

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, “Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.” After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

I may come there any time!

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:44 pm

Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack

This is my head…

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:43 pm

This is my head …. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks. I am feeling much better now:-)

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:43 pm

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

People like u r remembered forever

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:43 pm

Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

1st ever intelligent sardar

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:41 pm

1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

Examiner taking practical of sardar

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:40 pm

In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Mirror who kill liars

By admin at 7 March, 2010, 8:40 pm

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS” FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed)