April Fools SMS

My wretched fee

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:23 am

My wretched feet, flayed and swollen to lameness by the sharp air of January, began to heal and subside under the gentler breathings of April; the nights and mornings no longer by their Canadian temperature froze the very blood in our veins; we could now endure the play-hour passed in the garden.’

Oh, give us pleasure in

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:22 am

‘Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers to-day; And give us not to think so far away As the uncertain harvest; keep us here All simply in the springing of the year. Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white, Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night; And make us happy in the [...]

‘In your life

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:18 am

‘In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

‘Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:13 am

‘Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful? aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai ? aprilfool, aprilfool ?’

‘Hum nay april fool manay

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:09 am

‘Hum nay april fool manay to unko gosa aya hamra kiya kasoor Zamnay ka kasoor jisne yeh dastoor banya.’

‘Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:08 am

‘Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!’

In 1997

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:05 am

‘In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March 31 until April 2. This cleaning was said to be necessary to clear out the ?electronic flotsam and jetsam? that had accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, [...]

The maple syrup’s full of ants.

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:04 am

‘The maple syrup’s full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never lie—-I— APRIL FOOL!’

One thing kids like is to be tricked.

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:03 am

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. [...]

‘In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

By at 10 March, 2010, 8:00 am

‘In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U” Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.’

Girl Friend:

By at 10 March, 2010, 7:59 am

Girl Friend: Meri shadi theek 2 din baad hai es leay plz mughay bhool jao April Fool! kyun k 2 din baad 1 April hai

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

By at 10 March, 2010, 7:56 am

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy. lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian na muslims ko zinda jala dia. THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY OF MAKING MUSLIMS [...]