Marriage SMS
Remember your wife birthday
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:52 am
The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday is 2 forget it once.
Read More >>Only true friends stand by u
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:51 am
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.
Read More >>Before & after marriage
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:49 am
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage:
Read More >>If marriages are made in heaven
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:48 am
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!
Read More >>Difference between boyfriend and husband
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:47 am
Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june,
Read More >>A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:46 am
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
Read More >>Definition of most successful married life
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:43 am
Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . “Yet to be seen”
Read More >>Last chance to run away
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:40 am
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!
Read More >>Thought of long life
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:39 am
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Read More >>I was a fool when I married you.
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:36 am
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
Read More >>True relatives always stand behind u
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:35 am
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!
Read More >>Man needs a poison
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:34 am
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate
Read More >>Before and after marriage
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:31 am
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ?
Read More >>allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:29 am
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Read More >>What was the first thing
By at 3 April, 2010, 7:26 am
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
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