Misc SMS Jokes
I always think about U
By at 8 April, 2010, 6:51 am
I always think about U. . . . I can’t live without U.
Read More >>SEND me all UR MONEY
By at 8 April, 2010, 6:47 am
Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,
Read More >>We are good friends because
By at 7 April, 2010, 7:16 am
We are good friends because u think I am sweet and I think u r sweet,
Read More >>Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
By at 7 April, 2010, 7:15 am
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant. Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.
Read More >>What happened in 1869?
By at 6 April, 2010, 7:33 am
Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Read More >>Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja
By at 6 April, 2010, 7:31 am
Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja, Chalo sit stand kro Y .IL Y .IL Y .IL Chalo bus karo ainda SMS kertay rehna.
Read More >>Full form of maths.
By at 5 April, 2010, 6:43 am
Question:What is the full form of maths. Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Read More >>What we get on 15th August?
By at 5 April, 2010, 6:42 am
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday
Read More >>What is my age?
By at 3 April, 2010, 11:17 am
Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?
Read More >>Always keep ur pic in ur pocket
By at 3 April, 2010, 11:10 am
Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever u face any problem just c ur pic & say 3 times, “if I can face this, I can face anything”
Read More >>Tell me more about Shariq
By at 3 April, 2010, 11:08 am
Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq, I don’t have a big car like Shariq, But I really love you” Girl:”I love u too, but tell me more about Shariq.”
Read More >>I’m on a mission!
By at 31 March, 2010, 5:44 am
I’m on a mission! Mission to make u cute, 2 make u beautiful, 2 make u smart, 2 make u genious.
Read More >>When u get this sms
By at 31 March, 2010, 5:44 am
When u get this sms, send it 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of, and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?
Read More >>I’m on a mission!
By at 29 March, 2010, 5:58 am
I’m on a mission! Mission to make u cute, 2 make u beautiful, 2 make u smart, 2 make u genious.
Read More >>When u get this sms,
By at 29 March, 2010, 5:57 am
When u get this sms, send it 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of, and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?
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